Sure, I’ll put my phone, wallet and keys in the valuables bag. To be kept with the valuables of every single other player in the team. Therefore concentrating $10K+ of valuables in one place, theoretically secured by a senior citizen with decidedly failing strength & eyesight 👍

Alan Shearer's greatest ever goal? 🙋🏼‍♂️ #OnThisDay in 2⃣0⃣0⃣2⃣, Alan Shearer scored this sensational volley as #NUFC beat Everton 2-1 at St. James' Park. #NUFC

Hard time of year for a lot of folks. Suicide Hotline 116 123 (Samaritans). A simple copy and paste might save someone's life. Would 3 Twitter friends please copy this text and post under their own name? Pass it on. #ItsOkayToBeNotOkay

Going into Leicester this morning has reminded me how many degenerates there are

I’m so bored of people captioning posts for their 21st birthdays as twenny wan, that ‘meme’ was like 5 years ago can we please let it go🤦🏻‍♂️

BE AWARE: One of our affiliated clubs was subject to a scam yesterday. Scammers are creating fake email addresses and posing as Chairman/Treasurers and asking for payments to be processed. Please be is extra vigilant with any suspicious looking emails that may appear.

‘This is not the time to end lockdown’ unless you want to go to a park because it’s sunny

Can someone explain how football is allowed back before cricket? Surely cricket is much more suitable to social distancing its a non contact sport! 🤷‍♂️

This sign pops up in my brain if I’m ever trying to hit a 6

A clean sheet and 3 points and goals for Callum Wilson and @JeffHendrick92. A brilliant start for the toon Newcastle United ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️👏🏻👏🏻

Imagine kicking off because you have to wear a face mask for 5 seconds to walk to your table in the pub, when NHS workers have to wear one pretty much all day every day people really need a reality check.....

Tier one to tier three in less than a month. I now understand what it must have been like being a Sunderland fan.

BREAKING: If you ever needed any more evidence that Hospitality have been thrown under the bus: Sir Patrick Vallance has finally admitted that there was NO evidence to support a 10pm curfew. It was purely a policy decision. There you have it.

If I’m Rahane I’m reviewing that, this third umpire would find a way

This years winter training starts this Wednesday Leicester Grammar School Sport New players welcome whether you are looking for a new challenge or want to get back into the game. 7-8pm running for an initial 10 weeks DM for more info. Pub afterwards 🍻 🌳🌳🌳☀️☀️☀️🏏🏏🏏 Leics & Rutland CL Leicestershire & Rutland ACO