nobody else has ever written anything this good

Abs or biceps? Idk maybe a man who doesn't have wandering eyes. A man who's sickly obsessed with me, a man who never says no to me. A man who goes above & beyond to see me happy. A man who yearns. A man with emotional intelligence.

I read somewhere "that the biggest coward is a man who awakens a woman’s love with no intention to love her back" and that kind of pain lasts forever.

🚨 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce announce they are engaged: “Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨”

Congratulations to Travis and Taylor 🤍💍 (via Travis Kelce, Taylor Swift)

This is the most wild start to an NFL season of all time. First play of the game, one player is carted off, the other ejected. I mean everyone knows you don’t spit, you swallow obvi

just found out that old white man didn't do it, he just yelled, "and I'd do it again!" and effectively bought the actual shooter time to get away 😭

bro turned the interrogation into story telling time

u gotta be like this abt me or it won’t ever work

THIS IS EPIC 🚨MAJOR BREAKING: Stephen Colbert just invited the editor of The New Yorker to unveil the next cover of the magazine - which depicts Trump’s tiny hand over the mute button on a remote control. This is how we fight back!! FUCK censorship!

i am so enamored by kindred lubeck’s pieces (the gal who designed taylor’s engagement ring). her jewelry gives off the impression that she hand carves everything from an enchanted forest fr

And still waiting…

This is the Appalachian church leader who offered immediately to help the woman on TikTok that was calling churches asking for baby formula. Heritage Hope Church of God has since received over $75,000 to their food pantry. The congregation says he’s been crying all week 😭

🚨 BREAKING: The Trump administration is suddenly blaming Biden for the D.C. shooter’s asylum approval… …but CNN just confirmed the shooter applied for asylum in December 2024 and was approved in April of THIS YEAR, under Trump.