"The Onion Buys Infowars" is NOT a Onion headline.

I like how everyone was calling for a cease-fire in Gaza so a war between Lebanon and Isreal is started and ended with a cease-fire so they can say "look, we did a cease-fire!". Mission accomplished... not.

When a company tells you "Your absolutely last chance for this deal!", and the next day says "Hey, we're still offering this deal!", you've lost me. You lie about that, it's possible you're comfortable lying about anything.

$989 for a scientific calculator. Of course, this is from the Eaton's 1976 Spring and Summer catalog, so that's in goofy Canadian monopoly money.... what's that? The Canadian dollar was pretty much par in 1976? Yeesh. #nostalgia

Three ad elements that pop up obscuring my phone screen is my redline limit. I will chuck any information that led me to that site and swipe away. It's rapidly shrinking down to two, and I can see it soon reduced to none at all. I'm sure I'm not alone, so beware, website owners!

The thing that should keep you up at night is, if there were to be a plebiscite, what percentage of the population might actually vote to join the U.S.?

They say they're banning TikTok to prevent a Chinese company from sucking up the information you provide to the platform and know everything about you and promote posts to influence your decisions in concert with the government. That's only for American social media companies!

Star Trek isn't woke, it's the most racist show out there! All Klingons are warlike, all Vulcans are logical, all Romulans are treacherous, all Ferengi are avaricious... with very few exceptions that only prove the rule.

Only Netanyahu would visit Trump these days. Instead of making Trump look better, it only serves to take more shine off of these two turds.

A study in clever marketing:

Do they call Dr. Who fans Whoers?

Re-reading The Breathing Method, from Stephen King's Different Seasons. A tale of the uncanny told by a member of the men's club located at 249B East 35th street in NY. I believe it is the only tale from Different Seasons not adapted to the screen, you know why when you read it.

I found it an unsettling experience, putting together our latest collection of PSA ads. It was a delve into the eerie and confrontation with the uncomfortable truths lurking in the shadows... and the syringes. #CreepyAds #Awareness #UnsettlingTruths youtu.be/ZxOfzm67BH8?si…

Imagine enduring the entire Friday the 13th film franchise. Like the infamous sleeping bag scene in Part 7, where Jason beats a camper like a piñata against a tree. Co-host Chad did, and survived! #Fridaythe13th #HorrorMovies #Cringe youtu.be/wUO9SMS8Ld8

We do a pretty epic breakdown of the fascinating cosmic horror movie Event Horizon here with RetroMovieRoundtable open.spotify.com/episode/5wlssU…

When the acid kicks in, and the cover illustration is due tomorrow.

Hey, you wanna write a science-fiction novel? This handy flowchart shows you how. Omni magazine, June 1979.

The spooky tree outside the kids' bedroom in Poltergeist (1982). Did you have an ominous sentinel like this waiting outside your window, threatening to reach in and grab you?