here comes that ass hole. that bloated nit wit trying to scam us again. that howling jack-o-lantern. Boy id love to get a look at his pecker

Hunter Thompson, a week after 9/11:

having coffee

I love doing super specific references as tattoos, like this Godzilla tattoo I did today of his victory pose in Invasion of the Astro-Monster (1965)

NOT LIKE I CAN AVOID IT

30 years ago today, 'Smiling Friends' would premier their 7th season with the iconic "Who Shot Mr. Boss (Part Two)" episode that had the world in a frenzy all of the summer of 1995

07 Oct 2025

Well. You all couldn't stop hearting this tweet and you killed Gizmo. You broke the rules. Gizmo is dead. We warned you. With Mogwai comes much responsibility. But you didn't listen. Perhaps we'll try again someday.

my work developing non-hoistable petards has suffered disastrous setbacks— setbacks brought about entirely by my own hand

A little short I made about Norm.

This man would've discovered a trucker hat and wrangler jeans and Thragg would've never seen him again. Bro would show up at a Bass Pro Shop pyramid and realize that Viltrum isn't a place, it's a people.

“And u have my axe.”

Just back from the store. They didn’t have that thing you wanted but they did have this