@hunterm35
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calendar_today28-06-2012 09:13:01
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4 years ago
The female version of a teabag is a clam slam goodnight
Elden ring bosses everywhere
Exploring the open world and founds some mfs getting STURDY
Does anyone not fuck with uncrustables
Platted Elden Ring 😎
I did the same exact thing when one popped up in Steele lmao
I blame God’s favorite sinner for getting me back on Pokémon go
Does anyone else ever get sleep paralysis or is it just me
Imagine getting a 50k bonus but only 3k of it is cash and the rest goes into your 401k during a huge market drop🥴
How I always felt smh
Just ordered a 57 dollar steak it better make me bricked up
Shitfaced at the cardinals game talking all shit to kayla as the cubs get obliterated
I woulda let those kids get ate by the T-Rex in Jurassic park, mfers turned on a high beam light and never turned it off. That’s just natural selection at that point
Apparently I’m blowing up on twitter too! Saaw dude!
How sams club food court run out of hot dogs? Like you have a whole aisle dedicated for hot dogs go grab some
3 years ago
I remember the first time I ever had a McGriddle … I but that bitch and that syrup hit my tongue … I said “Hol on Ronald”
I got one for sale hmu
Cash: “Why the other reindeer keep fucking with Rudolph?”
Big facts
Definitely reached dad level because all I see are mower blades that need sharpened