At this point you gotta ask yourself when isn’t Coulson dying? x.com/hsaurus_rex4/s…

Talbot did something powerful? x.com/hsaurus_rex4/s…

Wait, WAIT. Fitz married Jemma? Why the bloody hell wasn’t invited?

Well it’s a magical place x.com/hsaurus_rex4/s…

Thanks mate, you’re a star. Not a literal star, one of those metaphorical things. Dunno how you can remember all that. x.com/hsaurus_rex4/s…

Sunday Roast Dinners are true British tradition. Recommend to all you out there.

I bet Mack that it’d take at least five years for Coulson and May to finally do something. He said two. He owes me £50. If anyone sees him, remind him. Thanks very much, loves

The tea where I’m currently hiding is absolute rubbish. As you can guess, I’m not in the UK.

Who wants to be educated in British slang, eh? Lesson begins tomorrow

Should have gone with a good ol’ beer x.com/notthecavalry/…

She did what?! x.com/hsaurus_rex4/s…

It’s true, after everything that happened with Fitzy, I own a total of three ferrets. We got Fred and George ‘Cos they’re twins. And I later got one called Frodo.

It was me, mate x.com/jtjames82/stat…

Who wants to hear of the time we got Fitz drunk?

Alright, mate Gardener Kasius 🌱🌾. Looking for some rare flowers for the missus, apparently I upset her and daisies just won’t cut it.

Cats outta the bag. Bobbi and I got married. We’ll probably get divorced soon, though.

Oi Phil Coulson, taking your car Lola🚗 out to get wasted. See ya

I know some of you have been asking, but no, my bloody twitter password isn’t god save the Queen

Ok. So it’s not Marvel’s decision to release the Most Wanted Pilot. It’s ABC’s. If we were able to get 13 more episodes of AOS, then I’m pretty sure we can get single TV episode released. #ReleaseMarvelsMostWanted ABC Publicity ABC

Alright mates? Funny story, not a lot of bloody internet when you’re undercover. Not that I’m undercover because I’m not bloody meant to be. Uh-