My toxic trait is thinking I need a caffineted drink every time I leave my house

how i sleep at night knowing im responsible for ruining my life

i feel chaotic today. so i am off to look for trouble. if i cannot find it. i will create it

me too

Saw a Christmas tree up in the neighborhood BEFORE Halloween. Normally I’d bust someone’s chops about it, but you know what? Do what makes you happy. Especially this year. Keep it up till Valentine’s Day if you want. No rules anymore

do i have a shopping addiction or does a shopping addiction have me

why do I feel as though I need to order something online every single day

I get uncomfortable watching jersey shore with my mom because she knows I’m in love with Vinny Guadagnino and like everytime he does something she looks at me and I just pretend to not be watching meanwhile I’m like 🥵🥵

Why am I still ordering clothes? Where am I going?

i can’t explain it but this is how i feel

every day I wake up and begin the 16 hour process of getting ready for bed

I don't want to work 5 days a week and figure out what to cook for dinner everyday I want to lie on a rock in the sun like a lizard

Twilight (2008)

I’m really reallyyyy good at accidentally spending $300

One day.

It’s literally Shark Week and I’ve seen nothing about it. This is what’s wrong with the media in America.