He’d crush it in the ensemble of Fiddler on the Roof

Wendy Williams used to get on daytime television and say “clap if you have ever wanted to kill someone” and the audience would burst into applause.

Pretending I'm asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

i'm sorry but kim being slapped so hard that her makeup flew on the wall will forever take me OUT😭😭😭

i can’t do constant breaking news for the next four years —

One last thought on Officiating. Why would anybody do this job at any level? Go to a Little League game, AAU tournament or a high school game and parents & fans are complete idiots. (Yeah, you👀)

Basketball referee seeks charges against woman who confronted him at Red River contest shreveporttimes.com/story/sports/h… via ⁦The Shreveport Times⁩ ⁦LHSAA⁩ ⁦Red River High School Athletics⁩

How it feels to ask someone if they’re gonna eat their pickle

This is the only correct answer

Yolanda Saldívar, the woman responsible for Selena’s death, has been denied parole by the Texas Board of Pardons and Paroles.

Jennifer Coolidge speaks at Emerson College’s graduation ceremony: “I’m excited that I’m speaking with some very excited gay students… [and] some less exciting hetero students.”

he playing in kamala’s closet omg

Was getting a Diet Dr. Pepper at Sheetz. Didn’t realize a man was waiting at the soda fountain behind me, so I said “Oh, I’m sorry,” & he replied “Honey, you never have to apologize for visiting The Doctor” & it does sort of feel like I encountered God in disguise.

Republicans when a child gets a free meal

Louisiana’s homicide rate is 380% higher than California’s.

Love this type of videos. More please Hunter Horton Ryan

USPS tracking: Step 1: we don't think it exists Step 2: delivered

Sorry dinner will be late, the Jump to Recipe button was broken and I'm still scrolling through Mackayleigh's personal and deep history with green beans