Me: it smells like ass in here Teacher: if you wouldn’t say it in front of your grandma don’t say it here [at my grandmas house] Me: it smells like ass in here Grandma: *hitting Juul* that’s because I shit my pants now shut the fuck up

if ur working ur butt off this summer to pay your own bills, tuition, or just save money in general, & missing out on some fun in the process, i just wanna say i’m so proud of u & u got this!

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What ya call a dog with no legs?

It don’t matter whatcha call em, they ain’t coming 😂

Dear loml, I can feel the world falling at the touch of you, my eyes lighting up at the shine when you smile,I can feel my heart being mended and kept loved and safe, oh and give me lots of affection:..... one day

Normally I just wouldn’t have anything to say, with you, I have so much to say I don’t know where to begin.

Since March I’ve had over 42 Juul’s and I have one and I can’t even find a charger for it 😊😊😊😊

When you decide you don’t wanna be an open book, how do you get your personality to agree????

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Guy: I love you Ke$ha: dude wtf I have to take that drug test today

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I’m the funniest mofo I’ve ever met lmao. All my friends say the same. All of them. All 0 of them. It’s just me, I have no friends

I just died 😂😂

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They say don’t give up on your dreams, so I’m going back to sleep

The problem with hangin in the past, is you can’t see what’s coming.