New Orleans New Orleans Saints select: Jordan Tyson 🙌

Dallas Cowboys select Caleb Downs 🔒

Tampa Bay Buccaneers TAMPA BAIN

Detroit Lions MILLER LITE

10 ways to get your first viral tweet: - ragebait tier list - old copypasta once again - a huge win or a loss - shave your head and post about being bald - have a kid, say you hired an assistant - steal a post (this one is stolen) - attach a video like the one below - X payout

2026 NFL DRAFT ROUND 2, PICK 1. San Francisco 49ers select: De'Zhaun Stribling.

New York Giants

2nd Round Pick 🤷‍♂️

Miami Dolphins Texas Tech Football ROTY:

Baltimore Ravens

Atlanta Falcons NFL Clemson Football Avieon Terrell

New York Jets D’Angelo Ponds

Green Bay Packers

ask ChatGPT to act like Bobby Axelrod, it helps you get shit done ruthlessly and efficiently

Sports designers charge $500 for this. I made it in 30 seconds with GPT Image-2. Full prompt ⤵️ {ATHLETE NAME Act as a high-end sports graphic designer creating a conceptual tribute poster. The style is a complex "dual exposure photo-grid composite" with mixed-media textures.

Lock tf in bro. Get to $30k a month bro. Opportunity is absolutely insane rn bro. Social media, ai, there is a silly amount of game up for grabs rn. Do whatever you possibly can to make $30k a month bro.

me: “this AI stuff is so easy bro. skill issue if you can’t keep up” also me: 3 hrs of sleep, eyes red, upper decky zyn burning, 67 sessions open, and now somehow supposed to absorb Claude Opus 4.7 + OpenAI 5.5 + Perplexity Computer updates.