“I’m supposed to dress like a whore right?” -chels

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If you come to a complete stop while trying to merge on to the highway you’re a dumbass and I hate you

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Yukon, Ok at Grady’s Pub this Saturday!! We’re doing a ticket giveaway! Retweet this to be entered for a chance to win two tickets!

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Day drinking is fun until you’re hungover at 11 pm

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Don’t think I’m mentally prepared

If anyone read mine and chels’s texts our lives would be over

I’m obsessed with Pinterest again.. does this mean I’m old

After 3 thanksgivings and bedlam no one ask me to socialize for a month

My bf just thought I was gonna stop asking for puppies bc he got me one.. no I want all the dogs

I hope the motorcycle cop that gave me a ticket today has a terrible day bc he ruined mine 🙄

Who’s keeping mustang mandarin in business and why

The people upset about this should simply not have animals :)

Whoever chose the word for wordle today… your moms a hoe

Girl bye

I can’t freakin wait