My fellow Millennials: Look, fact is, Dave Matthews Band is our Beatles and for better or for worse there’s nothing we can friggin do about it.

We just released a new episode of RISK! called Growing Apart, in which Hunter Gardner (Hunter Gardner) and Shalewa Sharpe (shalewa sharpe) see some people drift away from them. Get it at risk-show.com/podcast/growin… #storytelling #truestories #risk

The 5 Stages of Grief Automated Voice Message System ~ by Hunter Gardner Hunter Gardner Now tell me: Would you do anything to bring your friend or loved one back? If so, say “BARGAINING”. You can weeklyhumorist.com/the-5-stages-o… #ai #app

Huge if true

I've been really working on myself lately (by judging other people)

I've been doing 'The Artist's Way' and describe it to others as "AA for artists" but I think AA for artists is just... AA?

I can't stop using the phrase "beefing up" lately and I'm concerned (e.g. 'beefing up my resumé' , 'beefing up my website' , 'beefing up my beef eating') - any advice??

2021: I’m so glad I’m off the train in open air so I can take off this mask. 2023: Thank god I’m on the train away from smoky air so I can take off this mask.

Happy Annual Day Of Blurry Fireworks Pics, everyone!

“I really don’t want people to be fighting on my birthday “

Job apps are getting weird...

Fellas- is it gay to text my girlfriend that I love her?

Oh great, now everyone is going to dress up as a “sexy Barbie” for Halloween🙄

Have you ever let out a sigh so heavy it worried your Uber driver?

Put on sweatpants to go to the gym- but then remembered that my couch is really comfortable.

A truly ominous sign for 2024…

We live in a strange country where a football team can be voted out of the college football playoff because their QB was injured, but a guy with 91 felony counts can be voted in as president of the United States.

Books? Oh, that's like a podcast but you have to... read it?

STOP saying “girlfriend” START saying:

For what it’s worth, I wish I had quoted The Flaming Lips as my senior year yearbook quote.