Disclaimer: I’m only making fun of this because of how long the gender list is on Bumble. This makes it way more complicated than it needs to be just to identify someone’s gender. Isn’t the whole purpose of genders to able to visually identify someone? #LGBT

There would be a rain delay for the Indians game on Friday the 13th

After Odell Beckham big catch! #CLEvsSEA

The madden curse is real! 😳

Hey Joe Thomas how many retweets for you to come out of retirement?

1,000,000

Every time I see a girl post about some simp guy donating them large amount of money on PayPal/Venmo! I lose all respect from both parties

What if all these ww3 meme jokes in the U.S turn into propaganda for Iran & that the U.S propaganded us to making these memes on the internet to further cause a war? Just to financially hurt other countries so we don’t go into a 2nd Great Depression? 🤯

I’ve discovered some pretty 🔥 songs lately from tik tok like this one

A typical Saturday night with boys! But just with #ufc246 tn 😤👊🏻

I don’t drink it for the energy! I don’t drink it for the taste! I drink it solely for the morning dumps

“I mean full offense when I say this, you are dumb as F*CK if you are still willingly going out while covid-19 is spreading like wildfire. I swear, this generation is pathetic. It’s not about you or your stupid hookups. It’s about the ones that most likely won’t survive the...

BREAKING: The NCAA will decide if winter sport athletes get an extra year of eligibility next week.

After majority of the population was exposed for not being able to survive 2 weeks without a paycheck I don’t want to hear any bash for people who live with their parents, drive older paid off cars, have roommates, not own a house or not paying for expensive dates

Big day for women's wrestling! The NCAA has added women's wrestling to the NCAA Emerging Sports for Women program in Division I. flowrestling.org/articles/67516…

Hey McDonald's! Would you be able to pay me if I finish it all or naw? I’ll let you add laxatives and eat the ketchup/sauces separately

Thank God my Employer haven’t fired me yet for a tweet I made back in 2014!!!