The Mac is awake!... And missing his shorts.

"At this exact moment, I realized underwear deals are only for Super Macho Man."

Little Mac was blessed with a Big Mac.

"Listen. I'm pretty tough, but having a woman in a metal suit bouncing on me is the hardest beating I've ever had to endure."

"I do not like where this is going..."

"Would any question if I changed to Little Big Mac because...just look at this."

Huh. This exists.

//I kid you not, I'm flipping this account to a Sim.