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Humus

@humusamongus

your friendly garden toad

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calendar_today03-01-2021 18:10:50

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6 years in canada and I'm finally going to my first "wedding social". They say Late Lunch involves rolled meats and pickles at midnight 🥒

6 years in canada and I'm finally going to my first "wedding social". They say Late Lunch involves rolled meats and pickles at midnight 🥒
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Joining my friend and her kids on the morning school drop... 6yo: "Mom, can we listen to music?" Me: "I can put something on. What do you like to listen to?" 6yo: "Beastie Boys or Dolly Parton" Monday 🤘

Joining my friend and her kids on the morning school drop...
6yo: "Mom, can we listen to music?"
Me: "I can put something on. What do you like to listen to?"
6yo: "Beastie Boys or Dolly Parton"

Monday 🤘