Whoever keeps those Arizona iced teas at $0.99 should be in charge of inflation

Hi Ben, I LOVE mind-reading acts! Now guess which finger I'm holding up... ❤️- Mar🐫 x.com/HamillHimself/…

The amount Elon Musk just paid for Twitter ($44 billion) is nearly equal to Biden’s proposed climate budget ($44.9 billion), in case anyone's wondering how seriously we’re taking the climate crisis

If Chris Pratt went to an LGBTQ+ affirming church he and the church's leadership wouldn't hesitate to make that clear. Clarity is kindness. Instead they stay silent and vague. It's textbook polite Christian cruelty.

legitimately going to drive myself insane thinking about all the ways this could have been prevented if dems had even the slightest desire to actually wield power

this being the culmination of a holy war that's been ongoing since the '70s, you should be aware they are coming for absolutely everything that isn't straight white christian fertile marriage with a submissive, economically dependent and fiscally constrained wife

Timely reminder that “conception” is a RELIGIOUS concept/term, NOT a scientific one and, as such, has no place in a debate about the laws that govern us all.

I’m so excited to see this tweet rewritten 50 times over the next few days

The Supreme Court won’t force you to wear a mask in a pandemic — but it’ll force you to bear a child.

the whales don’t make laws trying to control a woman’s body because it’s none of their goddamn business

just because no one wants to sleep with you doesn’t mean abstinence works for everyone, Steven

Hey Tamsyn Muir we heard you like arranged marriage AUs #GideonTheNinth #TheLockedTomb

I will actually never recover upon seeing this

screaming crying and throwing up because I got them in the 10 minutes before they sold out