How about he just covers his ears minus the kidnapping.

“What does it mean?”

Adam does his very best not to be kidnapped, yes. You're welcome.

“Cool!” Adam will only borrow the glasses. He'll give it back. He eagerly follows the man, curious of seeing an actual Bentley.

He lost him at copulation but he does know what vulgar means. “Don't say it.” Adam nods. “Noted.”

They reach the car in no time and Adam grins at the sight. “It looks really cool!” He runs a hand over the sleek car. “Do you think we can drive in it?”

“Crowley said it!”

Adam doesn't question much, too excited to get into the car. He takes the passenger's seat and grins, looking around the car. “It's a bit old school but I guess that's the charm.”

Perks up at the mention! “Flaming sword!”

“You're the best!” Adam isn't dumb. He's pretty sure Aziraphale will know and take it from him, which he'll gladly return the sword. But for now, he's merely curious with it. He hugs the demon briefly before taking the sword in his hand. It doesn't seem to be heavy.

He has Aziraphale's flaming sword and has broken into Crowley's Bentley. His chaotic energy is thriving!

The compartment opens and Adam is greeted with a couple of identical glasses. He grabs one and slips them on first before gazing at the man. “London!” He hasn't left Tadfield in a very good while.

“Well, I definitely don't hate you.”

“No.. fucking way.” Is he using it right? The word is still very foreign on his tongue.

He sure hopes not.

aziraphale: crowley and i are having a kid me: cool! aziraphale, holding out adoption papers: it's you. sign here.

Traded bikes with Pepper because she doesn't like hers and he can keep Dog in the tiny basket.

/. replies in a bit!

` 𝑭𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏 𝑨𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒍, 𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐞 𝐂𝐚𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐥, 𝟏𝟖𝟔𝟖. ⠀ ⠀

Aziraphale disagrees with this.