1-0 in spanking court.

Thanks OasisParties 🌈 for another great event. Cool hanging out with -JC Piper Ren Mr. Wood all weekend and always having the best roomie Miss Peach 🍑✨️ . Love you all.

Rethinking my future OasisParties 🌈

I went down a deep rabbit hole about this show. Apparently Austin TX in the 90s was wild.

I bought this stupid ‘murica ice cream only to open it up and start laughing because it just occurred to me that it’s the fucking French flag.

I hate the summer.

My 39 year old wife Elizabeth Macaroni Sr. “I guess I don’t need Heelys”

Got spanked sleepy….😴

WNBA break with @Bostongrl817

Enjoyed my sesh with Josephine Drake . Highlight of Oasis for sure.

the aliens after their transgender operations

Good idea or bad idea: Elizabeth Macaroni Sr. bought roller skates and is making dinner with them on to “break them in”

Country is a joke

Absolute stupidity

😂

Getting super sick the last two days wasn’t on my Oasis bingo card

Should probably post on here since it’s been a year. #oasis2026