Got on a Ryanair flight to Faro and I'm in Malaga lads, you couldn't make this up 😂😭😭

Londoners…. Go outside right now. That brilliant orb above the moon is Jupiter. It will never be as close to Earth in our lifetime!

Eerily similar to the feedback I received from my parents after my first year at uni

Some analysis on what is going on here 👆 Spoiler alert: the mini-budget is just the BEGINNING of it. news.sky.com/story/no-one-i…

Extraordinary that the UFOs have apparently decided that North America is the only place for them

Come each January, “use phone less; be more present” is a permanent fixture on my New Year’s Resolutions list. Matthew Syed’s column hits the nub of why I want to break the “scrolling cycle”. Great piece

How aliens see Earth

I wonder if those under 40 realise the system is rigged against them? Whether it’s the housing market/planning, triple lock pensions, lockdown policies, or ballooning NHS spending, the older generations are the winners, while the working young are the losers.

Can't find the tweet now but remember when someone said if you watch this with your eyes closed it sounds like they're having sex 😭

Liked and shared, hope I win!

💀💀 a Toronto restaurant renamed its menu items as office supplies so people could expense their meals. I’ve seen it all.

Is your country closer to South Africa or Lesotho?

Looking forward to being prescribed an hour a day on the Central Line by my GP

First Brexit, now this. Never had a nation been so lost… Britain says no to hash browns in the full English thetimes.co.uk/article/223d1b…

Been interviewing staff in a large London A&E this morning. A couple of thoughts....

There’s this guy on TikTok who does nursery rhymes in the style of his favourite bands and the production standards are insane. This Mumford and Sons style rendition of You Are My Sunshine is genuinely as good as a song they would release

I'm no economist, but I struggle with the logic behind base rate rises currently. Inflation seems supply-side driven - but rate rises dampen demand. Then again the BoE is charged with bringing down inflation and this is it's only tool. So it has to do it. Co-ordinated effort

🌊 𝗨𝗞 𝗪𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗠𝗲𝗴𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱 🌊 Twitter and the media is awash with lies, half truths and misconceptions about the state of UK rivers, sewage overflows and water privatisation. It's a complicated topic, it's going to be a long 🧵

If I was a Tory Chancellor, I wouldn’t abolish inheritance tax. I’d fix the ridiculous marginal rates that can exceed 70%

This chap is being completely rational. The result is insane.