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No one: Halloumi:

Ur mcm texts the radio station to say hes lovin the tunes an to keep the anthems comin

The Real America – John Niven '‘How did it come to this?’ The commentators wailed. Lemme help you out…' @estellecostanza thesocial.com/the-real-ameri…

Jessie J tells staff at her Surrey abattoir if they get Covid they’re fired. “Nothing must stop us meeting our slaughter targets,” she said

not one banksy since captain tom died. coincidence?

“Grandmother, I am raw dogging my wife again.”

*june 21st* feels weird being out of lockdown now doesn’t it aha

21 degrees today and snowing next week?

I still think about Brooklyn Beckham’s book of photography about once a month

Anthony Bourdain: trailer released for Oscar-tipped documentary Roadrunner theguardian.com/film/2021/jun/…

How the Sun got its Matt Hancock scoop – the paper's editor-in-chief Victoria Newton reveals all in this week's NS diary. newstatesman.com/politics/media…

Making them arrive in Luton. The mind games have begun.

Jessie J reveals she’s been driving a lorry herself due to driver shortages at her abattoir in Hertfordshire. “Everyone must do their bit to help us stick to our strict slaughter deadlines,” she said

Lady Gaga says she doesn’t understand why everyone’s so obsessed with Thomas The Tank Engine. “He’s just an old-fashioned train with a face,” she told reporters

Jessie J confirms there has been a further fatality at her Hertfordshire abattoir. “A worker wearing non-regulation footwear slipped in blood and fell into a giant mincing machine,” she said. “Our slaughter program was not disrupted and he will be replaced.”

“Holly Willoughby has left This Morning”