Brand-new series of Impossible starts on BBC One NEXT MONDAY @ 2.15PM!🎉 H and Megs are particularly excited. #Impossible #BBCOne #MightyProductions ImpossibleBBC Rick Edwards

A trade that would be fitting in the Gold Cup!!! Nerves of steel and a truly memorable moment for Christina - I still can’t believe she won, one of the boldest baddest maddest trades ever, blooming marvellous!! #TippingPoint Tipping Point

Determined to try something new every day this year. Today, Twitter. Incest and folk-dancing can wait.

Tonight 11.15 Radio 4, Ep 1 of 'Continuity'. Starring Alistair McGowan, produced by David Spicer, written by me. Listen without prejudice.

🎉 Celebrating 10 years on the telly this wknd by throwing it all the way back to the first EVER episode of #TippingPoint! 📺 👀 Reminisce today 4pm @itv! And if you have a favourite show moment from the past decade 😅 do share! @tippingpointitv

Back from Toulouse, ladies and gentlemen. (that's the only 'Toulouse' pun I could think of. C'est lavvy)

Today is Elvis Presley's birthday. If he'd have lived he'd have been 78 stone.

Episode 2 of 'Continuity', the show what I wrote, tonight on Radio 4 at 11.15. Ep 1 still here bbc.co.uk/iplayer/consol… if you're quick!

Oh look, it's Tuesday again. So more 'Continuity', tonight at 11.15 on Radio 4. Last chance to hear Episode 2 here bbc.co.uk/iplayer/consol…

@PJRRycroft Thank you... and v well done with LIPA - that's brilliant. Now get those grades!

I'd hate you not to be aware that Episode 4 of 'Continuity' airs tonight (Tuesday) at 11.15 on Radio 4. That's all!

'Continuity' Episode 5 tonight, at 11.15 on Radio 4. A bit like being allowed to read my diary, only not as scary, obviously.

Final episode of 'Continuity', 11.15 tonight on Radio 4. Last chance to try and figure out what the hell's the matter with him / me.

My new quiz 'Tipping Point' is on at 5 pm today on ITV, and barring disasters, every weekday in July. Please do give it a whirl sometime!

Freddie Mercury 2, Morrissey 1

It's Hive Minds tonight at 8:30 on BBC4. If you quit out of series one, this series is a bit friendlier to playalong with.