Make sure to hold your parents accountable on social media - unacceptable behavior out of Mama Crank

Texas is pretty cool - like I might have to fuck around and move here.

A dream come true. Go Irish ☘️

Me walking home from the bar on Friday.

Everything is falling right into place…

Gonna day drink tomorrow and watch #Lax - try and stop me.

Just passed a guy on my block in full samurai fit with a katana lit on fire - I wish I kidding #chelseagang

I haven’t been this drunk since 2014 junior year homecoming when I puked on my brother car

Hold up. Wait a minute. I’m still kinda him.

Womp womp you freaking dork. That’s my Natty Champ.

This shits getting outta hand

I’m under Venmo attack - someone please make it stop.

Just gonna leave this here

I like crank

Fire Marcus Freeman.

Throwing my hat in the ring to be the new Woj. ESPN bang my line!

Not only "why are you watching her" but also "who do you know that has this dress" Two fouls on the offense, one during play, one deadball, both will stand. It's 3rd & 48.

People have stopped using “buckled” as a term. I’m bringing it back because I’m absolutely buckled

Back sweat is OUT OF CONTROL right now. Truly a spectacle. #stillhim

That’s gotta drop Crank