I don't have a weenie, have a COCK in all caps.

I'm not a weenie, I'm a dick and a fucking huge one at that, Cupcake.

Haha. Funny. Hilarious, too. Maybe even a bit humorous. But the only hole you'll find me in is your's. And a buuuunch of other people. Like your mom. -- And dad.

SIX? Haha you're trying to get me thrown in jail, aren't you? Getting me cancelled is the play, huh? So, how about this: You, take a shot. I, take a shot. And then we both get mutually sloshed and make a whoooole lot of mistakes. Sound like a good idea? Of course it does.

😭😭

{ֆօʍɮʀǟ 🔞}

ㅤ ㅤ . . . ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ I'd tell you to kill yourself, but honestly? I'd rather do it myself. So come here, let me just ... wrap my very large hands around your comparatively small neck. I promise, at least one of us'll have some fun. Probably not you. ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ Haaaaa! No. Sorry, Princess. ㅤ ㅤ