Me calculating how long I can survive if I dont go back to work

So I forget it’s not common for girls to get their ears pierced when they’re babies. My 3-month old just got her ears pierced, & I’m pretty sure some ppl would tell me I tortured my child. Whereas my Latina mother and suegra wondered why I waited so long. 🫠

Pediatrician: hey we got the RSV shot starting Oct 1st. You interested? Me: yes! I’ll make their appts asap. …2 days later, my oldest tests positive for RSV 🫠

Yall, the plague has hit my house. Everyone minus the 4 month old is sick. And the hubs and I are supposed to go on vacation on Thursday. 😭

I feel like I haven’t been keeping up with anything on twitter. I come back and it’s WTF DIDDY, the Cowboys suck (again) and APhA (still) sucks.

Maggie Smith will probably be most remembered as Professor McGonagall in Harry Potter and The Dowager Countess in Downton Abbey, but let us not forget her turn as Gunilla Garson Goldberg in First Wives Club or Mother Superior in Sister Act. Iconic.

Yall, my RXM has literally no filter. A patient told him “I was told to never get more than one vaccine at a time.” His response - “well those people are uneducated.” 💀

THE WHITE PEOPLE PHRASES TIER LIST IS COMPLETE

Just had to come on here and say thank you Ilona Maher for showing girls you can beautiful and strong at the same time. My 3 year old saw you on tv and said “THAT’S LUISA!” She loves Encanto, and she loved you.

A patient assumed I was pregnant during consultation. I’m 5 months postpartum. Although I made it super awkward for her, I still want to crawl in a hole and cry.

I should be watching the Ags BTHO t.u. I should be pulling my hair out bc of the score and getting mad at the obvious favoritism from the refs (again). …but we’re putting our 16-year old lab down on Monday. I’m in a dark room, crying. I’m NOT ok.

Looks like the hubs and I are in the top 0.05% of listeners worldwide for Iration (again) 🤷🏻‍♀️🙂‍↔️

I speak, and the customer says “what?!” Then I raise my voice and it changes to “don’t yell at me.” 🤷🏻‍♀️ and I’m just trying to be nice and tell him where the pumpkin seed oil is, which has NOTHING TO DO WITH PHARMACY.

Look! I can also be a 🤡 and make up some complete BS too. PSA: if your doctor tells you they don’t have any availability for an appt, it’s their responsibility to find another Dr that can see you in a timely manner. …see what I did there?

Enjoying the Rangers game rn at Globe Life but the “Fire Nico” chants are sending me. 💀 #AllForTX #TexasRangers

Why does your med take so long to fill at the pharmacy? I literally spent 20 minutes on the phone to resolve a drug/drug interxn. The only reason the NP prescribed that particular med was bc the patient forgot to update her new cardio meds with them. 🤦🏻‍♀️

checking my blind spot and theres actually a car there

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