I’ll see myself in court Joseph Pulisic

Pulisic is representing me in court as well as suing me #ConflictOfInterest

When the scams run for long enough with no one paying attention, they literally send zero dollars to the kids. Zero. Many times, I have asked for pictures of the funding recipients. Sometimes, they can’t even come up with a single picture.

I’ll call anyone bud, but only a selective few get Buddy. See my lawyer Joseph Pulisic for further detail

I just tried to sing a Bob Segar song I couldn’t remember the name of into Chat GPT - it told me with full confidence “what you’re singing is Colt 45 by Afroman” 😂😂 see you in court Chat GPT

Never seen a Food Lion without a Chinese hole in the wall restaurant that’s atleast a 4.2 star next to it

Only saw the food lion sign before the tweet 😂 China Wong probably is fire

I eat healthy for 10 days in a row and think I’m the healthiest man alive. That being said - cheat meal where tonight

Dr. Rick Sobermen You’re 31 years old and not an influencer, nobody cares

Ppl in onelife are truly astonished when I casually bench 315 for 5 😂😂

Arby’s is elite and I’ll see any of you in court if you disagree. Lawyer is on standby Joseph Pulisic

I’ll watch every fever game this year. Sue me

Dr. Rick Sobermen Tweet of the year, we love Caitlin Clark

*me watching food videos on IG* “why am i fucking starving?

A little Taylor swift in the gym this am. Contact my lawyer Joseph Pulisic for details

The Sunday round of golf with your buddies getting canceled due to rain is just absolutely heart breaking

Guy in the sauna is eating 2 bags of cheez its and drinking a Gatorade?? - contacting my lawyer Joseph Pulisic for 3 counts of fraud and malpractice

Jayden Daniels really gonna be throwing to this angel next season 🥹