the hottest thing a man can do is be a little nerdy

do you ever hang out with someone else’s family and you’re like ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like

how do you text "okay" but in the rudest way possible?

I no longer want to own a Cyber Truck. I want to be hit by one.

honestly the whole point of getting a job is so you can buy your girlfriend whatever she wants

I dare to name a 10/10 music with one of the best lyrics

Not the greatest at math but I know when shit don't add up

Stay up till 4am one night and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.

How to calm an angry woman?

Dark humour 😭💀

shaving in between yo a$$ is so hard 😭😭

you ever liked someone so much that nobody else is attractive to you

one of the quickest ways to get over a crush on a guy is to just listen to what they’re saying when they speak

put the d¡ck down ngga, damnn

it’s actually scary how your whole life depends on how well you did as a teenager

sorry i didn't text back i was on tiktok watching a movie in 137 separate parts

you let one thing slide and mfs start ice skating.

A man who over explains in an argument >>>

Name an addiction worse than alcohol and drugs.

people with glasses are hot btw