Gotta admit, Greece is bigger than I thought

Pronouncing pineapples like Minneapolis

The masculine urge to run the strait

I was watching an interview with a guy who had done time in an Ecuadorian drug prison. The prisoners who were gang affiliated were openly armed on the inside with pistols, submachine guns, and at one point c4 and a detonator. The guy asked one of the leaders why they don’t

You can catch me on the roof loaded with with birdshot, Pacifico in hand, monitoring the situation

Redondo Beach could be this if they had any courage

You need be getting very large by 2027 if you want to avoid becoming part of the permanent underclass. You need to be 6’8” 285 by the end of this year at a minimum

Asking the dental receptionist to turn the waiting room TVs to Al Jazeera

We could nip Teriyaki madness in the bud if we watch for the warning signs of brooding anti social Teriyaki fever

Lyme disease is millennial coded. Zany spelling, a Y, sounds like a 2010s tech company. Compare this to Tuberculosis

What goes on in Atlantic City, Wyoming?

What’s a good microplastic for someone just getting into ingesting them?

The real reason you can’t take the Euros seriously is their obsession with tactical skinny jeans

I ate two Big Arches and was immediately teleported to a rural Georgia Waffle House against my will

If you’re on Polymarket betting on daily temperatures, that addiction hotline is not enough to help you

This is my quant

If he’d smuggled only 1,500 ants he probably would have gotten away with it, but he got greedy. Lesson in there. cnn.com/2026/04/15/afr…

Imagine going down a water slide, housed on watered down margaritas, while running the Strait of Hormuz

Guy in Tuscaloosa tipped off the DoD that Auburn is days away from acquiring nuclear weapons

Just one more large circle in Switzerland bro, please bro just one more big Swiss circle and I’ll get tenure bro please