𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 + 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐒 𝐀𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐒, 𝐚𝐧 𝐎𝐂 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞. 𝐛𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥. 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐦. 𝟏𝟖+. 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐬 𝐚𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝.

laying in her lap while she plays with your hair

lets bond over our favourite shrek quotes

why am i at work when i could not be at work

not that i do drugs, unless you do drugs, in which case i do drugs all the time, every drug.

mint chocolate is an abomination. was it just one opinion or did you want more?

if you marry an aries, be careful.

what i would do for the greasiest kebab right now..

spot the difference

someone just buy me a shrek tv pls

20 + 40 = 60 7 + 8 = 15 60 + 15 = 75

i want a beer

oh i forgot its halloween

eek

someone recommend me a new series pls i beg

oh girl your silhouette make me wanna light a cigarette.

im going to bed but it’d be cool to wake up to new friends in my dms or sumn 👀