It’s me hi I’m the problem it’s me

please

This is Higgins. He was told he could be anything he wanted for Halloween. Chose to be a baked potato. 13/10

motivation

Kevin Hart dressed up as Tyrion for Halloween 😭😭

really want better, longer, safer lives for all of us. it hurts.

the line in poems and closing time where I say ‘them bastards get richer while the poor dig ditches to bury their dreaming in’ I’d like to officially dedicate to Ticketmaster

Bad news for beers, I woke up.

wyd if u come home and i’ve decorated our home with mid 2000s subway wall art

💀💀💀💀💀

i am thankful for boobs

every single one of my homies hate Ticketmaster

where is summer, i miss feeling happy

belting bronco is back

why the fuck do tweets have “views” now

good night

call me when u get to hell so i know u made it okay

if the eagles beat the giants I’ll release dawns

i asked mine if he would still love me if i was a rock and he told me he’d live under my like patrick does