the future belongs to scrappy generalists with great taste

Pspspspsps responsibly.

WOW

What would you build if you could use Copilot Workspace to help you build it? Share your new ideas, refactors, or “don’t have time for it” projects and I’ll pick a few and get you into the preview. ⚡️ githubnext.com/projects/copil…

it's another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP 'RESCUING' BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY - SO MIND YOUR BUSINESS.

FAWNS, DROP EM'.
BIRDS, LEAVE EM'.
RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
FOXES?! -SWIPER NO SWIPING.
ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.

LOUDER IN THE BACK

Those crazy bastards finally did it

cloudblogs.microsoft.com/opensource/202…

This is Maggie. She smiles at her daycare staff as soon as she wakes up. 14/10

Call Your Mother could blunt the unchallenged rise of Tatte if it allocates enough of its GDP to defense spending

Noooooooooooooo

OMG is this the same one from Midtown? It may look like Instagram paradise, but the food there is LEGIT.

Calls for MIDNIGHT MARGARITAS

Please spread the word among your friends 👇

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a truck carrying 100k chinook salmon smolts (yay!) crashed in eastern oregon and flipped over (oh no!) but did so right above a creek (yay!) and a bunch died (oh no!) but more than 75k of them were inadvertently released and will likely return there to spawn as adults (yay!)

2024 is 25% complete.

I don't know why, but this made me snort laugh

I always like how lemon, ginger and garlic — three ingredients I’m never without — can turn meh into marvelous.

I’m excited to announce that today I’m joining Microsoft as CEO of Microsoft AI. I’ll be leading all consumer AI products and research, including Copilot, Bing and Edge. My friend and longtime collaborator Karén Simonyan will be Chief Scientist, and several of our amazing

New exhibit with scale models of Alexandria’s buried ships opening next month in Old Town alxnow.com/2024/03/19/new…

JUST CONFIRMED VIA WUSA9: Stumpy will be transplanted to the arboretum and propagated, and his “clones” will be replanted along the tidal basin!! WE WON 🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🫶