Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever scrolled Twitter after a successful hatewatch?

“yo bro I got that unreleased larussell”

they just be letting anybody perform at tiny desk now

I understand it’s a business but this is why I will never ever criticize Butler or Harden for bag chasing and how they went about it

LMAOOOO I Just downloaded 2k26 and the first thing I hear is “YOU LIGHT MY FIRE” I’m fucking crying 😭

sorry but if for ANY period of time you were making a million dollars a month and you’re now broke, it’s because you’re a fucking idiot lmao

me when I come across a good tweet but twitter refreshes

Twin what the fuck

Life without a Spider-Man movie in 5 years

😭😭

Peter Parker has officially been sad, broke, and alone for 4 whole years

This is a max player today

Hot take: Get your fuckin salt off the cookie. I’ve never once in my life eaten a cookie and thought “this would be better if it had giant chunks of salt on it.”

PETER PARKER IS OFFICIALLY A STRUGGLING ADULT WITH MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES AND BEING BROKE AS SHIT

Young Thug‘s response to Bill Gates offering him $9 million to quit music in 2014 — “F*ck you” 😂

my definition of fun time

I wonder how many times Tezzus says Øway in a day

Ripped my Achilles off the bone running to Google this man’s age he’s only 33 💀 i was like no fucking way I’m that old

Aaron Craft That guy rocked.