karkat, the most beta troll of all,

did you guys think i forgot x.com/HSPesterquest/…

when pesterquest ends this account will go dormant for a while. imagine me on the deck of a mighty sinking ship, playing the fucking cello or whatever and being swallowed by the sea. my somber song finishes and i say "its been an honor"

"dont do my boy dirk wrong" "if you mess up dirk i'll lose it" how do i say this delicately. dirk strider is a brony with a sword

if i ran both this account and the homestuck account i probably WOULD just tweet at myself, yeah

if you really think about it people who like dirk strider are the most oppressed socio-economic class

johnkat.... thats the guy from overwatch right

april cools day

april juuls day

last pesterquest volume in 30 minutes unless we fuck up (anything is possible if you believe)

anyway we are just doing stupid shit online. try it out with your friends.

do you remember years ago when people used to complain that we didn't communicate enough? how do you feel about your monkey paw wish now

its live babey

my last day at the office we pretend we all work in. im packing up my stuff and stealing as many rolls of imaginary toilet paper as i can.