fred again should have been dj ken in barbie

so you’re a ringwraith? that don’t impress-a me much

how do i get the job of umbrella holder for an f1 car?

is this the most laps we’ve had without max in the lead in like…10 races?

sometimes i wonder why i’m single and then a handsome man approaches me on the street while i’m intently looking at my phone and asks if i need directions and i say oh no i’m just checking the stats on my pokemon, and i really don’t wonder anymore

the weeknd’s live drummer absolutely rips who are they

i would love if the weeknd covered ‘only time’ by enya

i can’t wait to tell you all about smolive, a newer pokemon who I’m absolutely obsessed with

i can’t wait to go to sleep, wake up at 3, 4 or 5 am, be awake for a couple hours, fall back to sleep, and wake up feeling mediocre at 9am

thanks to my friends who have put up with me talking shit about the vegas gp all weekend. you’re the real heroes.

i woke up at 7am today and was seated on my flight at jfk t4 g53 at 7:57am for a flight departing at 8:10am. there are many people, governmental agencies and biometric scanning technologies that I want to thank, but also please give it up for me.

my new year’s resolution is to befriend a person who’s familial wealth originated in the gold rush. step forward if this is you. posting for accountability!

can someone please invite me to a vampire weekend album listening event? i am a Notable Fan.

I’m not impressed by much these days but if an alien burst out of my head while still leaving my skull in tact and then floated above me and then we’d communicate somehow

in two years I’ll officially be able to say that burial is the most influential artist of the past twenty years