Well spank my ass and call me Gertrude 😎😈

Everything I say is awesome and should be re-read constantly, according to Jack Kline (Emu Family RP)

Today is all about dressing up in your best costume, right? 😏😈

We are still hoping for the best, but thinking of alternatives. Should it become necessary we will post our plans via Instagram @emumobbunker. Please follow us there!

Everyone should be thankful that they can bask in my glory and awesomeness today! That they can gaze upon my image and wonder at the splendor they behold! And also be thankful for me giving the universe Jack Kline (Emu Family RP) 😈 #EmuThanksgiving

Happy Krampusnacht ! 😈 Now this a Christmas tradition that’s much more exciting 😏

According to Leen ||EMU Family RP||, you need a good ________ in the morning or you’ll never get up… I wonder what she meant 😏😈

Everyone needs a good celebration, and it’s our fifth anniversary! 🥳🥳🍾🍾🎉🎈🎈 Family is also who you want to spend your time with, and we would like to thank everyone who has stuck with us through the years 💕 Break out the cake and start the party! #Emu5thBirthday

Oh look… it’s @BionicSheriff 😁😈

Why would a robot want to impersonate someone so boring and dumb!? Wait… how could we tell the difference? 😈😏

I had a hankering for lamb … 😏😈

How comes an octopus is more psychic than Patience Turner ||Emu Family RP|| … 😏

Everyone agrees that Jack Kline (Emu Family RP) is the best… and if he likes me, then I’m the best by proxy!

I know what broke Twitter! It was Leen ||EMU Family RP||’s ass #TwitterDown

Embrace the Dark side 😈#May4thBeWithYou

Everyone loves socks … 😎

I don't make a lot of rules but if I tell you my name is Jack & you insist on calling me Jedidiah because you think it suits me better, that makes you a jerk. If I tell you my pronouns are they/them & you say that's stupid & you're going to use he/him, that also makes you a jerk.

What would be better - covering Leen ||EMU Family RP|| in chocolate? Or covering Leen ||EMU Family RP|| in maple syrup? 🧐🤔😈

It’s Father’s Day, and nothing from Jack Kline (Emu Family RP) yet…

I’m just too popular for you to see the limit on this tweet 😁😈😎