bitch: y r u always on your phone? me: y r u always on my nerves?

My opinion is no

me everyday

I wish some day people will finally get a clue and stop acting like children... Just please, for the sake of everyone around you grow up.

Stop making your twitter account private! Ain't no body gonna follow you any way.

AMBER ALERT: hurricane basic is slowly passing through all of man kind. Stay in doors and off of instagram cause its bout to get ugly

wait... what?

When your mon goes grocery shopping, the trick is to be absent when its being put away but suddenly show up when all the work is done.

Who. The fuck. Are you? #MPGiS

KEEP RETWEETING UNTIL WE TRACK THIS GUY DOWN & LOCK HIM UP FOREVER