Having ADHD is setting reminders so you don’t forget anything but also ignoring your reminders because you’re too overwhelmed with the list of things you need to do

Roomie leaving for work before my 5:15am alarm even goes off

early bird shit u wouldn't get it

Got a new egg cooker and texted everyone to show it off…is this adulthood?

real men don't care if you're a manhater btw its the triggered ones you gotta watch out for

i have to be funny. i have no ass

Chicken caeser…but does chicken …hear her?….does chicken understand her?….does chicken tender….?

it went Number One in every single room i was given aux privileges in.

Me today when I’m merging onto the interstate and my lane is ending but the guy another lane over is also trying to merge into the lane I’m going in. He’s honking and waving his hands at ME! (And I was already halfway into the other lane before he tried to switch over)

Congratulations, Virginia! Republicans are trying to tilt the midterm elections in their favor, but they haven’t done it yet. Thanks for showing us what it looks like to stand up for our democracy and fight back.

Good job, Virginia 🇺🇸

listening to zara and kehlani on this r&b remix of blue moon

i had fun with this zara remix album ☹️ Y’ALL LAME