"Quack. Quack." //May I get some retweets, please? I would love to get the account out in the verse! ^_^

Drinks wine. "Lovely, followers."

I...there's a talking humanoid duck...

"There's a walking sack of meat with legs..."

I just had the taste for roasted duck.

"Yeah. I'll just go hide in my hotel room if it's okay with you guys."

"..." pic.x.com/PlCzQl840p

"I may have been ugly but damn I got with a hottie."

"Why is everyone surprised by me? I'm just a talking duck."

"Why does this duck Howard The Duck have my old man's name? Howard the DICK would have made more sense if you ask me."