- Johnson is asked at liaison committee if he's worried that Brexit will cost 4% of GDP (official forecast) but the Australia trade deal will only add 0.08% to GDP - the prime minister replies that Britain had a very successful vaccine programme

Despite voting for policies that damage and downgrade our "democracy" and the scamming of the system to hand out £billions to Tory donors and friends, suddenly Conservatives ministers are desperately worried about democracy and integrity 😂 #Boris #democracy #Conservatives

This is one incredible line-up at #Darwen 📅 Sat 1 Oct 2022 THIS WILL SELL OUT - BOOK EARLY 👉👉 bit.ly/3BtUtuN Phil Nichol • Danny Mcloughlin • Troy Hawke and introducing Howard Anstock Sometimes we amaze ourselves! Still just £12.50 too!

We blew the roof off in CHEADLE last night 🔥What a show! What a wonderful audience! Another Sold Out show with these fabulous and hilarious comedians 🤣 Cerys Nelmes 🦄 MC Hammersmith Howard Anstock Molly McGuinness

This is one incredible line-up at #Darwen 📅 Sat 1 Oct 2022 THIS WILL SELL OUT - BOOK EARLY 👉👉 bit.ly/3BtUtuN Phil Nichol • Danny Mcloughlin • Troy Hawke and introducing Howard Anstock Sometimes we amaze ourselves! Still just £12.50 too!

A 2nd PM spends the day squabbling to save their career (as BoJo did 4 months) who is dealing with the #CostOfLivingCrisis tipping people over the edge and into dire situations! There are bigger things than shambolic #Conservatives saving themselves #GeneralElection2022 #Tories

Anything other than a #GeneralElection2022 is undemocratic. It’s not just Liz Truss’ breathtaking incompetence, it’s the chaos & division amongst the Tory MPs behind her and anyone else they pretend is a “unity” candidate to replace her. 3 Tory PMs & 4 chancellors in 1 year? No.

#GeneralElectionNow

Could be worse, deputy PM Thérèse Coffey could be in charge!. Ah sh!t.

Basic Instinct : My version of the iconic cross legs scene 👀

I assume #matthancock will not be receiving his MP salary whilst he f**cking about eating Alligator d!ck rather than serving his constituents and wage payers.

10 tickets have just become available for The Lawrence Hotel/Restaurant #Padiham on Friday 9 December. The show features Gary Little (“Amazing” The Scotsman), Piotr Szczotka (★★★★★ Chortle) Howard Anstock and MC Mel Moon Book now at tickettailor.com/events/thelawr… #Burnley #standupcomedy

🔥SELLING FAST🔥 Clinton Baptiste + Support Sun 26th Feb 7:30pm The Southern Cross #Middlesbrough #UKcomedy The Laughing Pug Comedy Club LINE-UP Clinton Baptiste Howard Anstock Karl Porter Matty Oxley TIX jokepit.com/comedy-in/midd… FIND THE BEST⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️COMEDY CLUBS ON #JOKEPIT

TOMORROW NIGHT! Quality line up. Free entry. Deals on drinks. Come down! 🙌💚 Dean Coughlin Sam Avery Aaron Wood Howard Anstock @benhodgee

Join us next Friday for a cracking night out at Catch22 Comedy Club! Hosted by MC @Thephilellis, who'll be joined by award-winning comedians Steve Harris, Howard Anstock, and Gareth Waugh! Book your tickets here: arconline.co.uk/whats-on/catch…

Catch22 Comedy Club is back tomorrow for another big night! Hosted by MC @Thephilellis, this month's line-up is full of award-winning comedians Steve Harris, Gareth Waugh, and Howard Anstock! Book your tickets here: arconline.co.uk/whats-on/catch…

Start your night out in style at Catch22 Comedy Club tonight from 8pm! Hosted by MC @Thephilellis, with award-winning comedians Steve Harris, Howard Anstock, and Gareth Waugh. Book your tickets here: arconline.co.uk/whats-on/catch…

We had an amazing time last Friday with @Thephilellis, Gareth Waugh, Howard Anstock, and Steve Harris! Join us on Fri 28 Jul for the next Catch 22, hosted by mat reed! 🎟 arconline.co.uk/whats-on/catch…

Join us Bond Street Distillery #Hinckley this Wed Jul 12th for our LGBTQ+ Show as Part of Hinckley Pride with these funnies: Dan Tiernan @ThatKateMartin Umby, in their normal era. and Compere Howard Anstock get your tickets here: funhousecomedy.co.uk/venues/hinckle…

Last night CREATURES OF THE NIGHT COMEDY CLUB was a total blast, great room and atmosphere