Cerys Nelmes πŸ¦„(@cerysnelmes) 's Twitter Profileg
Cerys Nelmes πŸ¦„

@cerysnelmes

Comedian, TV Warm Up Artist, Actor and Presenter! West Country born and bred! Menopausal! Ex-firefighter and ex-ambulance crew! Reality TV superfan!

ID:141301731

linkhttp://www.cerysnelmes.com calendar_today07-05-2010 18:29:34

19,1K Tweets

2,2K Followers

1,1K Following

Jon Wagstaffe(@JonWagstaffe) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is what happened to me at last nights gig.
I got a wine glass (plastic) thrown at me because I was doing jokes. Jokes is my job

account_circle
Cerys Nelmes πŸ¦„(@cerysnelmes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Lou Sanders was superb on Live at the Apollo last night! There’s some fucking funny women out there! Don’t forget that!!!

account_circle
Cerys Nelmes πŸ¦„(@cerysnelmes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Today I’m mourning the loss of the most recent love of my life - The McDonald's UK Philly Cheesestack. Goodbye my friend. Until we meet again. πŸ’”

account_circle
Cerys Nelmes πŸ¦„(@cerysnelmes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ok. Just catching up on last nights I'm A Celebrity.... I’m fuming. Get her out. Vile. Let’s see how long she’s on hungry strike for. πŸ€ͺ

account_circle
Cerys Nelmes πŸ¦„(@cerysnelmes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Just catching up on I'm A Celebrity...! No surprise, our girl Josie Gibson is bloody fantastic already! And whoever the fuck Nella is, she can get in the bin. She’s gonna get on people’s tits quick smart! And she’ll be voted to do every bushtucker trial for the foreseeable!

account_circle
Cerys Nelmes πŸ¦„(@cerysnelmes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Some people wonder why Trish was voted out of BB on Friday night but this is an historic voting technique of BB audiences. We know in order for the house to grow the dynamic needed to change! Look how beautiful it was last night! 😍 Big Brother UK

account_circle
Cerys Nelmes πŸ¦„(@cerysnelmes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My favourite trigger point on Big Brother UK! The kids are playing up and having food fights and never sleeping, making the most of their time! The parents are worried about feeding the family and food waste, and are getting cranky with the kids at bedtime!

account_circle