The guy who's 𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 at Red Lobster thinks he's better than the guy who's 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 at Red Lobster. 🤡

One of the greatest mixtape ever

BOUNCING BACK WITH A BIG WIN.

-Broke the deadlock with a acrobatic strike -Occupied the CB for Gyökeres to bang it -Scored the 3rd & secured “3 points lane” -5 goals vs the scum. Please kick on and finish the season strong

Shoutout to Spurs. They took 5 points off City this season and held 8 goals to the Arsenal. Much appreciated lads.

Damn why civilians gotta pay fucking cowards

Analytics nerds killed this style of hoop 🤦🏽‍♂️

Powerhouse in attack. The north London derby POTM: Viktor Gyokeres 🏅

the cartel kinda gay for caring about a man this much

Dominance in the derby 💫 Highlights from our huge win against Tottenham are live 📺

Everything about this downfall can be traced back to when they all supported city in a game where they needed to win to get t4. Embarrassing institution

That’s the best thing you ever did in your entire life?

Calm. Ready. Gyokeres.

That fact that you can’t even afford a simple treat or buy yourself something nice without feeling like you’re making a terrible financial decision is so annoying, and this is despite working a 9-5, 40 hours a week.

Real niggas not gonna hide it

Wiz Khalifa x Curren$y - Drunk Dialing (2009)

Sometimes saying nothing is better than whatever this was lol

Just bought a watch and it wasn't even that expensive in the grand scheme of things and still felt like this smh

Today in 2017, Future released his album 'HNDRXX' 🦅 It debuted at No. 1 on the Billboard 200 one week after ‘FUTURE’—making Future the first artist to debut two consecutive albums in back-to-back weeks. Favorite tracks?

This is gonna go platinum during the NBA playoffs