I still don’t think I’ve got my haters Mad enough....

AGI will be just a giant lookup table. In a form of a vector database. Stored inside of a giant server room. Built in China. A Chinese room if you will.

We need fewer stakeholders and more steak holders

Why the fuck is my dental coordinator texting me like this

Jaylen Brown LEFT hand crossover 😳

There is 100% a body somewhere in this Uber

Fighting for my god damn life eating an ice cream cone in this heat

Shout out to me gentleman who kindly moved their drugs out of the single public track restroom stall for me earlier, so that I could set a beer mile PR at 9am on a Sunday. Long live NYC

You need to be eating more plums. You need to be plum maxing. You need to become plum-pilled. The results will follow

Real blimp heads know how rare this is

im using heavy machinery that you cant operate while taking medications you cant pronounce

The fact that I am no longer able to say Biden’s America when faced with a minor inconvenience has been a formidable vernacular roadblock as of late

Everyone acts crazy during the summer because of the black mold in their air conditioners

can you rangoon any other meats