(Why Are You Calling Me A Cosplayer When You're Wearing Th) Huhh... you needin' a wardrobe update? I feel like those clothes would make you kinda... stick out.

Yeah, but I don't really see a lot of people wearin' that kinda thing... maybe that's just me, though. 💧 Well, tell ya what. You seem like a nice kid. I'll let ya borrow somethin', if you want.

Nah, I mean it. But you just get to pick one thing, alright?

...Hah? [ his ears flatten and he pouts a little. ] No, I didn't mean the shit I'm /wearing/, kid. I'm /wearin'/ it. You can borrow a different jacket.

Sheesh. Excitable, huh. [ his ears return to their normal lazy state. ] C'mon, I'll lead the way. But you gotta stay outside while I grab some stuff for you to look at, got it?

[ staring real hard for a second or two. that's is a real scheming sort of look he's seeing here. ] You're not keepin' it, you know. [ well, whatever. off he goes, expecting her to follow! ]

I said /borrow/, didn't I? Sheesh. [ real close to saying "for such big ears, you sure don't listen". ] So, kid. Where're you from? Don't see other canine folk much. [ except for corian who now that he thinks about it has a vaguely similar scent and is also from video games ]

willis carrier boutta get turboslonked

😇

This kid's really embarrassing, isn't he?

You literally gave me a pass. You gave me Express Permission. I dunno why you're complainin'.

Oh, bossman's up.

DEX

so glad to see every dogboy has the most fucked up brain imaginable

[ dex (wondershow flavor) gets walloped in the back of the head with a stray hanetsuki shuttlecock and falls flat on his face instantaneously. 👍 ]

C'mon, kid. Where's your joyful spirit? Your whimsy? Make some smiles!

Huh. Go figure. #MyTwitterAnniversary