The funniest part of the last 24 hours was watching the news media analyze what the message was behind this meme... and not one of them bothered to ask me.

Looking for someone I can trust to manage my food factory in Kaduna. Good pay with health insurance. You can steal cause I know you will & I can’t control it, but keep the thieving within 5-10% of the total net profit & we are good. Pls Dm if interested.

Life has no limitations, except the ones you make. #YoungAndHappy #Farming #FarmLife

It took a pandemic to get innovative around “open drinks” in the club when women have been getting drugged and taken advantage of in the club for years & told to be “vigilant”. Crazy what a threat to a man’s life can do.

Agriculture is the only positive contributor to the GDP

Shy people we all know this technique

J. Cole - Album Of the Year (Freestyle)

“Let’s get outta here, police are coming!!!” Said my partner in crime, as the sirens went off while I was in the bank vault stashing wads of notes in a suitcase I brought for the bank robbery. Me:👇🏾

🚨20K FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY🚨 Just hit 20k 🎉🥳🍾 I bought a house 🏠 To celebrate, I and Michael Wishko are doing an insane giveaway!!! Someone will get: 🤑$200 Cash 📖Both of our couses free ($425) 🎓A free month of FBA Uni ($69) Just RT this tweet & Follow us both!