It’s time for us to be honest about Birria tacos.

I be up all night like I’m Batman or some shit

cleaning your car will make you realize niggas in the backseat have no respect for you

10 more seasons of Lincoln Lawyer. IMMEDIATELY!

Driving is basically you reading the mind of the next guy and hoping they’re not idiots.

Parked car conversations are lowkey therapy sessions

The older you get, the more you appreciate just chilling at home doing nothing.

Turns out I’m actually not nonchalant or mysterious at all. I’m just a naturally quiet person who becomes talkative when comfortable with someone.

One minute it’s Monday, the next it’s Friday, and then you take a shower, get out, and it’s Sunday again.

glad i got to experience Disney channel and Nickelodeon before it fell of 🤣

God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.

everyone is connected in some way i am so serious

rate yourself highly

nowadays seeing me in person is either by appointment or by mistake

How life feels after successfully digging yourself out the hole nobody knew you were in

Ppl not even happy w themselves why would they be happy for you

everyday i wake up praying for a soft life, i don’t like stress & i don’t do issues.

whole time im on sum chill shit.