I’ve been collecting Shrek porn images as and when they appear on my feed for an extra special project of mine let me have em girls xxx

Does anyone else feel like the only person left alive still respecting lockdown 😭

I am sorry to announce that since I managed to change the inner tubes and adjust the brakes on my bike all by myself I can no longer call myself a f*g 😔

Can’t wait for Chromatica to cure corona omg

You know at the end of The Cabin in The Woods when the two survivors just decide they should just let the entire human race die because we fucked up enough already and it’s time for somebody else’s turn? Very that

Yo, I been off Twitter for coming up to a year, is it worth coming back, or is everyone still really nasty?????

I told you all I was about to release the beast. You don’t even wanna know what I’ve got up my sleeve 👅

✨Manifesting✨ on the hunt for a gorgey new room in a gorgey new place. Wanna live with a bunch of fab queers with good vibes in east/NE - Hackney/Clapton/Homerton sorta way. Around £650ish. Send stuff my way plss 😘 (pics for attention purposes)

🌟 Maria's Drag Roast 🎤 #MariaRenée 🎤 Candie with Xandie babie 🎤 @sheisdylan ⏰ Sunday 17th October ⏰ 2:00pm 📍 ARCH Clapham ↙️ South West archclapham.co.uk

🎃 Spooky Beats 🎤 Heidi Liscious 🎤 Candie with Xandie babie ⏰ Saturday 30th October ⏰ 9:00pm 📍 @granddameofsoho *️⃣ Central