AH DAT BLOKE WAS BARE FIT AND HUNG! I COULD EVEN FEEL IT. THAT ZINGA BURGER WAS GAWJUSS 2 #TOPNITE

OMG JOKES!!!! JUS REMEBRD I DONE 8 TESTUBE SHOTS IN VARSITY N KIZZ ONLY DID 4!!!! IM A FUCKIN LEGEND!!!! #LEGEND

KISS IS COMIN OVER L8R ORDERIN A SUPER PIZZA MEXICAN PASSION MMMM #SUPERPIZZA

MMMM I LOVE A FIT MAN IN A YANKEE CAP! BARE FIT MEN WALKING TODAY WIVS THERE TOPS OFF! #FITTEEZ IM GOIN ASDA WITH ME HOTPANTS ON NOW #CHIRPZ

RARRR SO HOT TODAY WANT ME A DARK BUFF MANS TO CUM COOL ME DOWN. CAN'T WAIT FOR WILL.I.AM ON DA VOICE 2NITE #HORNYMILF

OMG TUUNE 50cent 21 QUESTIONS #BUFF

WELL MY FUCKING TOILET HAS BROKE, KMT IM GONNA HAVE TO SHIT IN A BAG AGAIN!!!!!! UGGGGGHHHHHHH #AINTPAYINGFORAPLUMMER

EWW THAT MEXICAN PASSION HAS GONE RIGHT THRU ME! I HATE SHITTIN IN A BAG BUT ID RATHA AV MY NAILS DUN THAN FIX MY LOO #BEAUTY1ST

MY RABBIT IS OUT OF BATZ IM GUNNA HAV 2 TAKE EM OUT THE KIDZ TOYS LOOOLZZ #HORNYFORDAPPY

COURTNEY WILSON HAS HERPES #FUCKINGSKET

NUFFIN BETTA THAN CHICKN BUCKET DROPPD OFF BY ME MUM ON WAY HOME FRM WORK. JUST SAID I WAS ILL N ITS LIKE DELIVRY SERVICE LOL #MUG #HOTWINGS

MATE I LOVE BABESTATION SO MUCH DM GIRLS R WKD! AFTA I GT TUMMY DONE IM GONNA GO ON DERE! I FUCKING LOVE IT! CUM ON BOYZ CALL ME UP!!! LOLZ

I LUV A BLACK MAN IN A WHITE SUIT #NUFFFIT

I JUST FOUND MY FAKE NAIL IN BABY 5s NAPPY THATS WHERE IT WENT LOOOLZZZZ. NEED EM DOIN BAD WISH I HAD A CHINKY MATE

FUCK KAI JUS SHIT ON MY LEPARD MAXI DRESS OH U CANT SEE IT ILL JUS RUB IT LIL FUCKER!

SEEIN MARVIN 2NIT BETA SHAVE GUNA SHOW HIM WHAT I BEEN READIN IN 50SHADES! MANS GUNA FALL 4ME! #50SHADES #ALREADYWET

THIS SMART PRICE MINCE MEAT LASTS AGES TOUCH! MORE DOLLAR 4ME #LOVEASDA

SHALL I SHAVE MY PUSSY CAUSE IN #50SHADES THE RICH GINGA BLOKE LIKES IT LONG?? WANA PLS MARVIN #BLACKMENRFIT

SPIKIN MARVIN 2NIT I WANA B SEEN 2 ALL NIT LONG LIKE THE RICH GINGA BLOKE DOES 2 THE CLEVA GEEK GIRL #50SHADES