Forget flowers. Surprise them with a boarding pass

starry night ✨

You know whats really annoying? When you visit someone's house, they make you take your shoes off at the door, and then shock horror there's not even a bouncy castle. Honestly, what's the point?

When a woman getting ready, the man is the DJ and bartender, not the time police

When a woman is getting ready, the man is the DJ and bartender, not the time police

Once I’ve got to fake leave my house to get you to leave, you’re never coming over again

I need a holiday so bad. I’m ready to be a lost tourist and act like a Rottweiler ✈️😂

It's time to put away my Black Winter clothes and bring out my Black Spring clothes

saving this idea for my future home

My ideal morning: I wake up, get out of bed, get into another bigger bed that is warmer and softer, and fall asleep.

Always check on your friends They might be drinking without you

Tems vocals truly hit different 🔥😭

If my shower water doesn’t burn me a little bit I’m not satisfied

We need to know why some of you are breaking and no one is in front of you

OUT OF ALL YOUR FRIENDS, WHOS THE FIRST TO GO MISSING ON HOLIDAY 😂🤔

Have you ever lost your phone in the duvet and then sent it flying

At an aquarium in South Korea, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

It’s amazing how fast you can clean the house when someone is about to come over

Being on holiday with a woman when she loses her vape is scary. Like I don't have it 🤣🤣