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@hotcommiemommie

@greatvaluemilf's gay egg - future plant doctor - she/her

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calendar_today18-07-2018 02:47:13

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Nicki 🪷🦋🫧 (@nickimoraa) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Women will literally say 'idk maybe I'm just crazy' right before accurately predicting a sequence of events with 100% psychic precision.

Rune (@runesword1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

goblin merchant: see? my wares are all very well priced :) me (thumbs twitching as i glare down at the soft spot on his little green head): stay still

Berry❤️ (@jessi_rihanna) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Bath time 😃 Super cosy in my blanket 😩 Water on “boil” setting Laptop charger floating like rubber ducky Wet, wet jeans in the water! Smokey candles 🤤 Wine being used Fully dressed in case of last minute zoom or mail delivery

audrey (@phlegmme) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Getting trapped in the bird enclosure at the zoo for 1 hour and by the time security comes to rescue me I’m already eating a raw parakeet off the bone

skooks (@skooookum) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The mild euphoria I experienced after consuming my first orange in several months suggests I was knocking on scurvy’s door

Rune (@runesword1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

(getting a vision of how i will die, seeing myself dressed as a pirate and bleeding out on the floor of a casino) oh okay that’s not so bad

Berry❤️ (@jessi_rihanna) 's Twitter Profile Photo

IRDGAFFFF if I’m retweeting my leftist brilliant ideology in between describing a yeast infection while technically retweeting gay pornography (which I’m prescribed by a doctor to consume for psychiatric reasons) on here. This decorum is actually perfect❤️suppport? 💋