@Lancerwnjb1sr Whatever that was, screw you spammer.

Annnnnnny time now, HBO Go...

#ValarMorghulis was better than even #Blackwater. Awesome.

No Reek, changed House of the Undying, changed death of Halfhand, changed Others events... don't care, still loved it.

Remember that Dagmer Clefjaw is not to be feasted in any of the Watery Halls or Watery Halls Express locations.

@Danielzy95 ...unplanned? Halfhand wasn't positioning Jon to get a toehold among the wildlings.

Well hi there everyone!

Hot Pie. The hottest pie in town.

You all thought I was a worthless character but tonight, Hot Pie killed Joffrey.

Bran Stark looks like he should be playing bass for Iron Maiden.

Hot Pie's. Come for the kidney pie, stay for the conversation.

Lifehack: talk to the customers while they eat and they won't even notice that you lost a fingernail in their kidney pie.

No gravy, no pie.

I predict that tonight I'm going to come back. Darker. Seeking revenge. Get ready for Stonebuns.

If tonight's episode taught us anything, it's don't poop in Westeros.

It's Hot Pie, bitch, bakin' wolf-shaped scones, rollin' up in vaes dothrak, fuckin' all of the crones. Tell 'em Arry.

With Jon Snow out of the way, I'm sure to arise as main character this season. I'm sure of it.

I'M A SURVIVOR

I tried one. It was weird. x.com/TonightOnGoT/s…

Did you all see me put a move on Arry last night? I've been practicing. I think it worked. We'll find out when I see her again in 3 years.