recent spooky google (spoogle) searches: why am i telegram stopping even though i dont feel particularly end-y atm stop. also while we're on the subject what does telegram formatting have to do with the end anyways stop.

//oliviers 2 year anniversary is in 2 days... should I do smth??? lmk if u have any suggestions perhaps :3

//OH I meant to rt this here earlier but I forgot. so here it is now

//FOOL THAT I AM I FORGOT TO DO THIS YESTERDAY Olivier turned 2 yesterday!!! :D Happy meta-birthday to the death fodder who changed their fate by stealing my heart 🎉🎊🎈

my "nottie is doing dumb shit" senses are tingling. where's the impending crisis :/.

maybe i need some hobbies. i mean, cooking is a hobby, but I think "just being sad" counts as a negative hobby. so that's a net zero.

in my professional opinion, some people need to chill out.

on an unrelated note. every day, my respect for mr. dekker grows.

hey jon Jon do you want some cookies?. or a lemon bar?. i have so many and i can eat none of them. they are up for grabs.

my timeline rn is just (everyone violently throwing away chairs) "we CANT let the Archivist KNOW we *SIT*". are you guys okay???. /lh.

olivier. no thoughts only crab

I am someone who did not die when I should have died.

howdy